There have to be some good ones out there.

1) what your partner asked you to do?
2) did you do it?
3) did you enjoy it?

 

my ex once while we were having phone sex go into my sisters room grab her panties and cum into them i didnt do it but when i told her i did she got extremly turned on

 

I took a call from my mom while recieving oral from a guy. Anyone who knows my mom will understand how hard that was for me. He thought it was the funniest thing ever. Giggles, it was sheer torture to me.

 

Gf asked me to suck guy during 3-way, I'd never done it but what the hell, sucked on it, and rubbed the balls... it was about like I'd imagined, filled up mouth with cock meat... interesting... he sucked on mine too...

 

Asked to diaper the person and as I changed them let them pee on me. Wasn't the first time or the last.

 

Ex wanted me to choke her while we fucked. Tried it but not quite my cup of tea. She loved it though.

 

Dunno if this counts. bUt a woman I had beenhaving pleasant conversations with who lived about 1000 miles away, and was about 20 years older asked one night if I would ever try anything with her. i told her why not she is fun I liked talking to her no problem. So she told me that she has something she wants to do but its embarrassing. I thought I was man of the internet who understood that people had weird fetishes and i told her I have probably heard them all, WRONG.
She asked me in a very soft voice if I would "fuck her from behind while she sucked her dogs cock" I told her "Thats absoulutely disgusting that you would ask me that, and unfair, why cant I blow the dog" I was happy with that comeback cuz I thought she was kidding. she hung up i never heard from her again....

 

Put my feet on his on his cock, have him cum on my feet and let him lick it off.
I did it but I just felt nasty afterwards. I actually have *SPAM**SPAM**SPAM**SPAM*-phobia and it was just a gross feeling for me.

 

I had a woman ask me to cum in her pussy and she was going to make her husband eat my cum from her

 

A girl once asked me to let her dog lick my balls

 

What the hell, I mean you probably heard that and thought to yourself, "Pretty insensitive that noone is worried about the dog getting off"

 

Having been a professional I've experienced a LOT of very strange requests, and turned down 10x more.

A couple I turned down to give you an idea was one man wanted me to sit there and watch him remove each of his balls one at a time and then castrate himself. Another was a fairly wealthy man who only once a year would orgasm. The way he did it was that he would have a licensed (how he kept it I have no idea) surgeon literally dissect his cock, and then stimulate the nerves with the surgical tools....The usual nurse was no longer available and the surgeon was a client of mine so asked me.

In any case, of those I did they were countless and didn't break my firm rules (mutilation one of). One of the odder though milder being:

Bob21 was one of the nuttier of my clients who I saw perhaps 10 times at most. Bob21's deal was simple, me naked and having prepared out of view once ready would signal Bob who would then 'peek' at me as I squat over a folded plush towel and make a big show of.................pushing a small chicken egg out of my twat having it fall on the towel to cushion it, then leave the room.

No clucking, flapping my arms or wearing a chicken suit. Just push it out, then get out. Peeking myself one time I discovered it was even stranger. Wide eyed and excited so much so he would make little noises Bob21 would then sneak into the room, kneel down and in no more then 2 minutes jack-off on the egg. I'd never see him leave immediately after, the egg would be gone, the towel spotless set on the table. All in all it would take no more then 15 minutes, and for that I'd receive as much as I charged to fuck three separate men an hour each. Trying to joke with him I received a tip double what I charged him as one time I popped out two eggs, and could barely get out of the room before he was on them.

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wow Hush...interesting requests
I have to say since you are a professional I would want you to help me with other "normal" things

 

Was, I retired at 30.

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So a quick and very old joke:

An ad had been placed in the paper by an extremely wealthy man looking for a "woman, 5'10" minimum, yet must weigh under 100#, $1,000 for 5 minutes work..." and eventually the ad was answered. The gal showing up fit the bill to a tee, and as you might think had some ideas as to what the guy might want, yet she had her standards not being a whore.

The mansion and grounds were beyond belief and once she had been escorted into a massive empty room, there was the wealthy man and his butler with a massive Great Dane on a leash. First the man asked her to "please take all of her clothes off." When she refused, he offered her an additional $1,000, and promised her that he had no intentions of having sex with her. After stripping down he then asked her to "please get on all fours." That she absolutely refused, that is until he offered her another $1,000.

At that point he then asked her to "sway her bottom as though wagging her tail." That she refused as well clearly seeing where this was going and wanted no part of it. Bumping the payment $1,000 still wouldn't make her do it, so he offered her $5,000 total, and though she really didn't want to do it knowing what would happen, she slowly started swaying her bottom....."Faster" said the wealthy man, "just a little faster, there! Just like that!"

With that he jumped up out of his chair, looked to the dog and pointed to her shouting out "do you see that, do you see that King! That's how you'll look if you don't eat your Alpo!"


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[QU"Hush, post: 6416856, member: 193522"]Having been a professional I've experienced a LOT of very strange requests, and turned down 10x more.

A couple I turned down to give you an idea was one man wanted me to sit there and watch him remove each of his balls one at a time and then castrate himself. Another was a fairly wealthy man who only once a year would orgasm. The way he did it was that he would have a licensed (how he kept it I have no idea) surgeon literally dissect his cock, and then stimulate the nerves with the surgical tools....The usual nurse was no longer available and the surgeon was a client of mine so asked me.

In any case, of those I did they were countless and didn't break my firm rules (mutilation one of). One of the odder though milder being:

Bob21 was one of the nuttier of my clients who I saw perhaps 10 times at most. Bob21's deal was simple, me naked and having prepared out of view once ready would signal Bob who would then 'peek' at me as I squat over a folded plush towel and make a big show of.................pushing a small chicken egg out of my twat having it fall on the towel to cushion it, then leave the room.

No clucking, flapping my arms or wearing a chicken suit. Just push it out, then get out. Peeking myself one time I discovered it was even stranger. Wide eyed and excited so much so he would make little noises Bob21 would then sneak into the room, kneel down and in no more then 2 minutes jack-off on the egg. I'd never see him leave immediately after, the egg would be gone, the towel spotless set on the table. All in all it would take no more then 15 minutes, and for that I'd receive as much as I charged to fuck three separate men an hour each. Trying to joke with him I received a tip double what I charged him as one time I popped out two eggs, and could barely get out of the room before he was on them.

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Oh PLEASE cut the I've seen crazy stuff, will ya? We've all at some point had to hide behind a barrier and have a man peek at us while we push chicken eggs out of our vaginas. I mean this IS a civilized world!!
that is one of the weirdest things ever. I really wonder what chain of events gets him to that specific of a point?

 

I have no idea, and I had learned not to ask....But anywho fine, here is another:

Bob24 had a really strange fetish which I had no interest in learning why. Bob24 had a great fear of touching raw meat with his hands. YET, Bob24 about once a month would come in to have me jerk him off by wrapping a room temperature strip steak around his dick, and stroke it up and down rather quickly till he came. This went on with Bob very pleased by the results for say 4 months, then I went and wrecked it.

Telling him to leave the steak home having a surprise for him, bob showed to find me in the kitchen (where we normally did this) by the table with a towel over a huge lump. Removing the towel found a rump roast, wrapped in a towel and a steak knife sized slit right up the center. To say his eyes went wide and his dick became instantly hard would be an understatement. Having him press down on the towel to hold the roast in place at the tables edge he had at it, and even though I received a healthy tip, never saw him again I assume finally realizing a way he could fuck meat without paying.

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And thus ended the lesson. LOL
Business 101 education right there.